My Weekend (i.e. Reasons why the world is an awesome place)

1. Arguments with best friends over what to have for dinner at midnight, culminating in a mop fight

2. Outwardly gay comedians using the phrase 'Flop out yer Poon!'

3. Using the Front of a Stage as a Coaster

4. Adam Hills being Polite enough to pause his show and let us take a 'Bon Jovi' Photo

5. Witnessing the 'Sombrero-Bumbag' Fashion Combination in Coles

6. Making Retarded Cupcakes

7. Awkwardly named Drama Games like 'Passing the Clap' (yes, Chlamydia Euphemisms... Very intellectual)

8. An in depth discussion of how the Parrot Sketch from Monty Python could be used as a Tragic Monologue


Makes you feel good to be alive